Bathroom Story: Feeling Faint

Hello.

A couple of days ago I almost passed out in the shower. It got to hot so I opened the window and shut off the water. Immediately things began to swim, I felt my legs get weak and knew I needed to get out of the tub before I fell. Mr. H handed over my towel and I stumbled to our bedroom, hitting every door frame before I fell onto the bed.

I was scared and didn't know what was going on, I panicked and couldn't breathe.

Fun little experience that was. I stayed on the couch for the most part of the night.

Hello Winter.

See?? It doesn't roll off the tongue like hello spring or even hello summer. I woke up with this outside my window this morning.

Bathroom Story: Ed

Remember Ed from the Lion King? His only job was to laugh.

Alright. So I am super busy at work. Super busy. So busy in fact I don't realize how badly I have to use the restroom. I quickly run down stairs (because the restrooms on our floor are taken over by an autism school and we cannot use them). So I am downstairs in the nicer restroom. What makes it a nicer restroom? One person restroom not a group of stalls.

Almost as soon as I get in I am bombarded by some sort of banging on the door. Not a knocking but more of a hitting. Followed by Virgil (a resident -not the doctor type- who is very popular amongst my coworkers). I'm not sure what Virgil said but what ever it was it was funny because he was followed by Ed the laughing hyena.

I exited the restroom and had to maneuver my way around a mop bucket (the source of the first noise), Then around Virgil and his friend Ed.

I'm so confused right now. I don't know if I will be able to get back on task here in the office.

Go ahead and laugh. I would if I wasn't so confused.

I hit my head.

Not just once. I hit my head at least once a day. No joke. Last week most of them were in restrooms. Ready for a good story?

The first one I hit the back of my head while my head was upside down. Let me explain. I have a short attention span sometimes. Just sometimes. I was in a work restroom and notice a picture on my pants button. I was trying to figure out what it was and lost my balance! Since I was

hunched over looking at my button I fell forward into the wall.

Yes. That really happened.

It made me realize there are a lot of funny or awkward bathroom stories. Not the gross ones we don't want to hear about!

Because of this epiphany I've decided to start a new series on our blog. Not sure about what direction it will take but it will be all about awesome bathroom stories. They will be funny and they will be awkward. Love it!

Blogging from bed.

Can it get any better than that? It's a stiff morning for me, meaning my back doesn't want me to stand up straight. I did try and get up this morning as Mr. H was leaving for work but ended up back in bed for a bit.

Instead of sleeping the day away I decided to get some blogging in. And maybe write that talk I am giving tomorrow in Church.

It's been a long week but the hubby and I survived. Last night we decided to watch a movie while eating a Chili's dinner to go to relax a bit before diving into studying for his mythology test. Mr. H was hit hard this week by midterms. I think he had three but it might have been four.

Our Mornings of Late

Lately we've been getting up late. And by we I mean me. My typical morning this week has been hit snooze at 5:30, again at 5:40 except this time hitting dismiss and resetting my alarm for 6:30. Alarm at 6:30, snooze, snooze, snooze. All while Mr. H sleeps through it. Lucky.

So now I sit at work tired and no longer a morning person. This is what the cold weather does to me.